I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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