ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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