that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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