How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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