I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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