So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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