Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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