What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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