The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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