found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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