I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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