i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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