my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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