I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We left an ass print on the piano.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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