My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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