I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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