She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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