In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
