I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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