'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
