How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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