new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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