Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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