try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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