went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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