Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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