gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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