He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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