yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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