How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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