On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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