yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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