his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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