Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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