If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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