I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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