ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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