I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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