Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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