It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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