then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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