I don't think brook has ever known best
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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