Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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