Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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