Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
only if we run a train.
done.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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