it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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