OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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