Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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