I wish I could punch you in the face.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize