I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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