I got chris browned last night
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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