dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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