I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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