So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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