I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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